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Various aspects on Tibet and China...
By Hannu Berghäll

Location: Tibet and China
Date: September 26, 2000

First an update, then some thoughts upon being here...

So I went to Mt Everest. Getting a permit allowing me to travel there wasn't all that hard, after all. Until end of 1999 it used to be the Shigatse PSB (Public Security Bureau, i.e. the police) one had to approach as an individual traveller in Tibet. In Lhasa and other places you can only get a permit by joining a tourgroup and cough up a few hundred dollars for that. The police in Shigatse have stopped issuing them though, after orders from further up in the hierarchy, and have also put up a sign on their building saying "Foreigners are forbidden to go inside". But the CITS-office, the official Chinese touristoffice, does the same service as PSB used to do - for an additional 100 Yuan (13 US$).

As soon as I had my permit I started hitching to get to the mountain as soon as possible - the permit only being valid for 14 days, I had to rush a bit. Hitchhiking in China isn't all that easy - officially it is even forbidden. But what driver can resist some good extra money? The drivers also know where the police has set up their permanent checkpoints, so avoiding getting caught isn't that hard. And in my case I was lucky: I got more or less instant lifts all the time, and no one ever even checked my permit (So I could have saved that money...), and in just 2 full days of bumping on the back of lorries I was at 5000 Meters at the foot of the worlds highest point...

I spent a total of three days at the monastery there (World's highest monastery as well at 4980 meters), stayed in their dorm and ate the boring food of the nearby restaurant. The guy running it could make a fortune there, having no competitors nearby, but he insists on such a meager menu that no one eats more then necessary there - pancake, fried potato, omelette and fried rice with egg - that's the whole menu. But still, the place is the warmest venue around having a stove that they sometimes lit (firewood doesn't grow all around at that altitude), and so in the evenings everybody staying at the monastery's dorms or camping (!) on the lawn sat and talked with each other in there. It was a mixed group of people and quite funny to observe. Some of the American ladies disinfected their beerglasses with some of those tissues you use to clean scratches and wounds with, before pouring up. The same ladies also insisted on wearing their make-up even when trekking the 1 1/2 hours to the basecamp proper of MT Everest. Ian the Brit made everyone laugh with his jokes and comments. Two Dutch men in their 50-s had left their happy wives home and come for a 2 month trip to Tibet - "We are both happily married to women who love to see us go, and love to have us come back", as they explained...

We all sat in the restaurant, eagerly looking out of the window every now and then, waiting for the clouds to clear. MT Everest's base was visible, but it was the top we all wanted to see. The weather is very unpredictable on this altitude. At six in the morning, when going out for a morning pee, I saw that the mountain loomed as a black shadow in the distance, with a starstudded sky above it. Today, I thought, today I'll see it. I decided to set my alarm at seven, get up and walk to the basecamp proper at 5200 meters, and then see the first rays of sun lighten up the top...

But when I got out of bed one hour later the situation was completely different: It was snowing, it was nearly a storm blowing, and I couldn't see 50 meters away down to the restaurant. Anyway I was awake, and went there for breakfast. As I had done already for two days, I sat there eating my pancake and looking out of the window muttering and swearing that I would have to stay another day... I wouldn't leave without having seen MT Everest!

Another hour passed by and now it was clear blue skies. What a change! So off I went, and 1 1/2 hours later I was at the basecamp proper, looking at the mighty peak now only 3648 meters further up. That would have to do though: The previous day, when the clouds had ALMOST let me see the top, I had had energy enough to walk a further kilometer or so beyond the basecamp, to maybe 5400 meters altitude. But today my coughing had gone from bad to worse, and so I stopped and stayed at basecamp itself. Still, the views were great even from there, and I hope the photos will turn out well.

Then after a few hours there everything happened quite fast. A truck turned up, going down to Rongphu monastery and the restaurant, and I got a lift. Since they were about to continue further down and away from MT Everest, I decided to quickly pack my bags and go with them. They took me halfway to the entrance of the MT Everest region national park, and after a few more hours of waiting there a Landcruiser came through the village where I had already expected to be sleeping that night. That Landcruiser then took me another 50 km or so to the first town outside the national park. Those 50 Km where quite magic: I was the only westerner in the Landcruiser, the rest being Tibetans, and when we passed the 5000 meter high Gur-La pass, the car stopped for the Tibetans to put more prayer flags on the lines and poles already up there for that purpose. It was about eight in the evening, already dark, and since it was a clear sky and the halfmoon reflected the sunlight well, I could see the whole Himalayan mountain range in the distance. I think I could make out which of the tops was MT Everest, and so stood looking into the darkness while the Tibetans wandered around me on the top, mumbling their prayers with deep dark voices...

The rest of the way to Lhasa was easy. One more hitched lift, and then there was public transport onwards. I visited a few more towns and villages, having a look at some more monasteries (I'm getting rather sick and tired of them by now though), and a few days ago I arrived in Lhasa town - the only town of any real size in the whole of Tibet. It's nice to be able to eat good food and drink again, to get whatever you want from the shops, to be able to have a hot shower when you want to, and in general just to relax after all the adventures. I'll spend a few more days here, trying to get fully recovered from my cold (it's been almost two weeks of coughing now!), and then it's China proper. More from there!

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India might be great for the use and abuse of the English language, but China is in many ways far worse. If they insist on writing in English on goods in shops, wrappers, in the media - wherever - would it be too difficult or expensive to hire someone to check for mistakes? Here are some good examples:

Why not start the day washing your hair with "Hateline schampoo"? Or a shave with a disposable Gillette copy that on the packet says "Nanshile inductive razor shaking the whole whole world" and "Let you feel lighter and easier when changing blade". Have a glass of "calcium milk powder for mid-senile" if you feel your going that way. Put on your shoes called "All you", that you might have bought after reading the add for them saying "All security offering you thousand charm". Watch TV and amaze at the add for a breastenlargement cream named "UNION cream chubby breasts". Or get vital from the "Beyoung" tablets. For snacks? Why not some peanuts from a bag saying they're so good "It will make you cannot stop thinking of it every time". Maybe pistachios instead - but why does the bag containing them say "American grapes"? Or go for a meal at Lhasa's only fast food joint, trying hard to imitate McDonalds and KFC at the same time, having traypapers saying "Service is top ranking. Courses are the first. Superlative quality. Delicious taste. Environment is posh. Having dinner comfortably popular consume. Advanced enjoyment."

Talking about restaurants: here are some good misspellings from a few of their menus. Why not go to the one with a sign outside saying "Your presence is cordially requested"? Flip through the menu and try to decide what to go for: "Grilled chicken paws", or "Fork shreds with pickes soup" or "Saute unedible fungus with marsh room" or "Sweet and fork" or "Boiled buck"? Why not have a "too cold beer drink" with it?

And where else could one stay in Lhatse town, then at the "Tibetan farmers adventure hotel"? What's the included adventure? An hour behind a yak at the barley field?

Having written all these examples down, I hope that I have avoided any terrible mistakes myself...

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When I on my way to Lhasa stopped in Sakye, to have a look at the monastery there, I bought some interesting tablets in a red box that the monks were selling inside it. There was 15 small pills, about 2 mm in diameter, and with an instruction sheet saying the following:

Sakye religious sect's "CHEME YONDOL THOZI" pill's description and directions in nutshell

INGREDIENT: Mummified particles of Buddhas and semi-buddhas, high lamas, saints and those attained Nirvana, elephant's brain, saffron, rhinoceros's horn and about 118 other things.

EFFECTIVENESS:1. Make your body magnificent and lustrous, will not get old quickly, prevent white hair growth, wrinkles and preserves one's body fluid. Generally it prevents sickness, particularly chronic diseases. 2. Remedy speechdefects, improve oral power so that others easily obey 3. Make your mind peaceful, prevent excessive sleep, clear the mind, prevent accident, prolong your life, create compassion, draw essence of mind and soul, stop food poison and purify the mind to access of NIRVANA.

...Yes, I've tried them, but I felt no different...

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Lhasa is a fascinating city to wonder around, with quite a few sights to wonder at, the Potala palace probably being the most famous one. It's more impressing from the outside then the inside though, I've heard, and so I might save the 6$ entrance fee and not walk up the many steps to see the more then 1000 rooms, almost all of them empty. Otherwise there's also many monasteries to marvel at, but even just walking around on the streets presents a lot to see.

In the Tibetan part of town monks sit on the pavement and act as soothsayers for Tibetans paying a few Yuan for them to throw the dice's and tell them about their future. They wear their traditional monks outfit of a red robe, some of them even a yellow monks hat, and when having no customers they mumble their constant neverending prayers for themselves.

At the market one can buy a golden or silver cover for one of your front teeth - something very popular amongst Tibetan women, almost everyone of them having a glittering smile.

At Barkhor square dozens of Tibetans are prostrating themselves in front of the Jorkhang temple. They have a piece of a mattress on the ground in front of them, and two oval pieces of cardboard, one on each side of that mattress. They stand up and start with putting their palms together, then move their hands from over their head to their forehead to their heart, then they get down on their knees with their hands on the cardboard pieces. The cardboard easily slides on the smooth stonepaved ground, and they then get down lying on their stomachs on the mattress. They stretch out fully before they get up and start all over again, and again, and again... For hours, sometimes. Some of the prostrators have even tied their legs together at their knees, all to make it more difficult for themselves. But what an explanation I heard a Chinese guide give to a group of elderly American tourists there: "We Chinese, we do exercise in the parks of China, for example Tai Chi. The Tibetans, they do this to stay fit.". Did the tourists believe that? I hope not...

Some monks play a simple game that a guy has put up on the ground in front of him. He's got 4 dices that costs 1 Yuan to throw, and you win something every time, according to what the dots add up to. The prime target is to get 24, and win the plastic camera, but there's 23 other things to be won. They are all laid out on a piece of cloth in a circle, with numbers drawn on the cloth. As an example, number 14 wins you an ear-cleaning spoon. How about that?

The three monks take it in turns and win a small bag of hairbands (very useful for a monk with half a centimeter of hair left), and a yellow balloon to blow up, and yet another bag of hairbands. They laugh a lot and seem to be happy anyway... Well, they could also have won a plastic comb, or a box of matches, or a pen, or something similarly useful...

It is easy to see that the Tibetans doesn't benefit very much from the Chinese invasion. The Han-chinese run almost all of the businesses and shops, and so far all the beggars I've seen on the streets are Tibetan. It's rather depressing to see how rudely the Chinese act towards the Tibetans, and it will unfortunately not take long before the Tibetans are a minority in their own country...

The political control is hard as well, and even the internet cafe where I sit and write this have a handwritten sign on the wall saying "Please don't use the Internet for political or other unintelligent matters". Some friends of mine, who flew into here from Shanghai at the east coast, had before their flight gone to the tourist information bureau in Shanghai to get some info on Tibet. They were given a map of the region, with some useful written info on the backside of it, one of the notes under "Behaviour" saying "Don't talk with the Tibetans about sensitive issues, such as politics". My friends were also told by the guy working at the Shanghai tourist bureau "Not to talk with Tibetan people at all"!

On top of the Drepung monastery, one of the three main monasteries in Lhasa and Tibet, there is a Chinese red flag on a pole. When I was walking around in the monastery complex I found a painted face of Mao on one wall. What good has that guy ever done to any Tibetan monastery? I thought of the cultural revolution and the mad destroying of almost all the Tibetan monasteries that took place during those years (down from 1600 functioning monasteries to just 10!), and I shivered...

Yesterday I also heard from a girl who'd been working in the country (and so should have correct information), that all the Tibetans working as guides for the travel agencies in Tibet have been ordered to find themselves new jobs. The Chinese have apparently realised that it is not a good idea to send Tibetans able to speak good English of on tours together with the westerners coming here - of course the tourists find it interesting to talk about politics and Tibet with those guides! So apparently it will soon be only politically correct Chinese taking around tourists to see Tibet, and one will even more then before be only an outside observer of Tibetan life...

It's not a wise thing though as a tourist to openly show support for the Tibetans and their issues. A boxed text in the Lonely Planet guide book tells about an American couple that smuggled in three tapes with speeches by Dalai Lama into Tibet. They handed one of those tapes over to an English speaking monk at a monastery, only to later be pointed out to the Chinese police by that same monk - now in civilian clothes. Their hotel room was searched, the two remaining tapes found and the couple deported to the Nepalese border. There are apparently lots of (Tibetan!) spies amongst the real Tibetan monks in the monasteries, and those are the ones asking for Dalai Lama pictures and other material that could be fatal for your stay here... One better be careful if one wants to stay free.

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Well well well, another lengthy email. It's time to stop typing now, to go out on the street and walk around in town a bit more. On the 1st of October China celebrates national day, and I might want to stay here in Lhasa until then - just to see how tight security will be. I imagine some nervous show of military power by the Chinese. One day though, I hope that Dalai Lama will be able to return to the Potala palace with his government, and that the Tibetans can change the flag on Drepung monastery for their own...

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