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African Sun
Date: June 1, 2004

The African sun seems to bake people into strong, wise characters. (Frequently, it cracks them, but that is another email.) Observe:

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I met a man walking 167 kilometers to Nairobi. With furtive glances to his sides and back he pulled a fistful of rubies out of a tattered plastic grocery bag. The rocks were heavier than glass and appeared purple like tanzanite, but he assured me they were rubies. Even if it was tanzanite, based on the earrings that my friend, Dan, bought, this fellow was holding $50,000 dollars of uncut gems in his hands.

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I met a guide for Kilimanjaro who summited the mountain 75 times. I described Wisconsin in winter as snowy as the top of Kilimanjaro. He asked, “What do you eat in the winter?”

I said, “We have to grow enough food to last all winter.”

“Is this possible?”

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I’m camped along a river with a few pairs of hippos and crocs. There are some strange gurgling noises coming from the river but the owner suspects the animals have been poached by the locals. “I swear! if I catch anyone poaching on my land I’ll tie a rock around their neck and feed them to the crocodiles.” He’s described by the locals as “the old ‘muzungo’” even though he is a second generation Tanzanian. He told me about: fighting as a mercenary in the Congo and Rhodesia and “having several extra holes to prove it”; being bitten by a viper three times; crashing his motorcycle at 160kph; living in the bush, eating nothing but what he could hunt or gather; finding his friend in bed with his wife; and, one day, while he went to fix the loo, the wind blew every page of his handwritten manuscript about all these adventures into the river.

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At a dusty restaurant specializing in selling soda to the truck drivers, I talked with a man who works in the USA embassy in Dar es Salaam. He was driving a truck the day the embassy was bombed in 1998 but his brother, who also worked in the embassy, was killed by the blast.

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Richard, a wiry black man with a belly button like a fat worm burrowing into his belly, followed me up a mountain on a single-speed bicycle. We climbed over a thousand meters. Everyday Richard bicycles 35 kilometers down the mountain to work in the bean fields for 2,000 shillings per day (1123 shillings to one dollar), then he spends 5 hours riding back up the mountain to his home. The bus costs 3,000 shillings. The road becomes a web of dirt trails and for the last kilometer he slings his bike over his shoulder (I know because I did the same to visit his family) and trudges straight up a slippery trail.

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I met one guy who is harvesting hardwood from the bush. He speaks very fluent English and knows politics because he has lived under three systems: the English regime, the socialist Tanzania and now the free-market. He knows the President of Zimbabwe, Mugabe, from when he was "freedom fighter" for Rhodesia (Zimbabwe) hiding in Tanzania. From the press' perspective, Mugabe, "a racist dictator", has been killing or driving the white farmers off their land and causing the whole country, one of the most fertile regions in Africa, to plunge into a depression because they can't produce enough food to feed themselves. However, according to my friend, the problem started years ago when England in the guise of the East African Company began killing the blacks and stealing their resources and land. After a civil war and independence, an agreement in England in 1985 guaranteed that in ten years England would buy back the unused farmland from the whites and give it back to the blacks. This never happened, and in 1998 Mugabe began giving the unused land back to the blacks without compensation for the whites. The whites fought back and ceased production. Thus many people have been killed and production has dropped and people are starving.

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I shared a coconut with some kids. (I'm not very good with a machete; it bounced off the nut and gravity carried it back down onto my thumb. I've seen a few farmers with missing fingers.) The kids were very polite. They didn't quarrel over the pieces and pushed the kids with empty hands to the front of the group. It is just the opposite feeling of tipping Richard 5,000 shillings (50 coconuts, 2.5 days wages) for guiding me around town for a couple days, presumably as a favor, and then having him beg for more telling me I have everything and he has nothing but his speech was simply a scam.

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Soon after I met a Swede doing malaria research who gave me a pep talk, "Don't worry, the road soon gets better."

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And that night, I met a teacher and he invited me to give a lecture at his class that. I lectured under a reed pavilion on geography related to my trip. Because there is a shortage of teachers, money and schools, he has taken it upon himself to build this shelter and educate the kids for 2,000 shillings each per month. Even at this price many parents can’t or won’t send their kids to school. Also, it took him one and half years to save the money to buy his bride from her father, 200,000 shillings, and they didn’t have enough money left for a proper wedding ceremony or honeymoon.

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Some young men transporting fish in drippy reed baskets zoomed past and motioned me to join their bicycle train. Africans are good bicyclists, yet few understand drafting. Once I joined their group they poured fuel onto their fires and the three of them switched the lead traveling 32-41 KPH depending on the tilt of the hill. One man had legs like a pro racer and eyes like a tiger. Villages wooed as we whirred past faster than the taxis trolling for customers. I held on for 11 kilometers, until my lungs burned and my knees were weak... well, weaker. They soon slowed and delivered their fish to the next village, and when I passed a hundred people cheered as if it were the Tour de Tanzania.

* * *

I spent two days in a hammock reading a book or sleeping or watching people comb the white sand beaches and splash in the turquoise waters. Abu, the manager, the brother of the owner, of the bar/restaurant/hotel/campsite comes over and we exchange the usual Swahili pleasantries. He says he knows General Norman Schwartzkopf, made infamous by the first Iraq war, very well. Every August Schwartzkopf comes to Tanzania for a big game hunt and Abu organizes everything. (I saw photos.) Abu also had Bill Gates as a customer one day. As I understand the story, Gates anchored his yacht offshore one day, his party drank every cold drink they make, he wrote a check for 5,000 dollars (which explains why beer costs three times the going rate), sailed back to Mombassa, bought and island along the way, and flew home in his private jet. Abu married a young Australian and I asked him what marriage is like. “I know I’m not as old as you -- you’re thirty-three and I’m twenty-four -- but I know one thing: we’ll make great things together.

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And while I’m composing this one of the most interesting people I have met approaches to exchange stories; he is a Maasai warrior named Simanga. Twice I have looked for Simanga and his presence is so peaceful that I have walked past him as if he were a palm tree until I hear him chuckling, “I am here, brother.” He has come to Zanzibar to make and sell jewelry for the tourists. When he earns enough he will go back to his tribe and buy a herd of cattle to exchange for a bride (about 15-20 cows at 100,000 shillings a piece). He will probably marry a Maasai woman but he says, “I don’t choose the color or the tribe, that is the wish of God.”

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As for more mundane matters:

Zanzibar is nice. It is an island formerly ruled by the sheikh of Oman, famous for shipping the most slaves (a prehistoric industry in Africa) and spices, and populated by Arab and African Muslims. It reminds me of Istanbul but the people aren’t as fastidiously clean or as hospitable, still friendly enough especially if you have money. Things cost a bit more here but you get value for your money: plumbing and electricity, a hook in the shower, breakfast with real coffee, a mosquito net with no holes.

Africa, generally speaking should be easy: it’s not too hot, or windy, the traffic is calm in the rural areas, the main roads are smooth, the people are friendly and the food is bland but edible and the water is not too dirty or briny; however put them all together and Africa seems more difficult then even India. Getting money out of the machines is my biggest problem. My cards usually don’t work. And there are no more ATMs for 2500 kilometers. Even if I can get money I don’t think I can get enough to last. I came to Zanzibar without enough to return to the mainland, thinking, “If I can’t get money, I’ll email my mom for a cash advance.” But for three days the internet wasn’t working. I’m spinning my wheels.

 

 

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